Orkut Testimonial-my 2 eyes looking at U

1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U,

.............3+2=5sense missing U,

.....................4+3=7days thinking of U

, ............................5+7=12months dreaming abt U

.......................................but 99+1=100years

................................i need a sweet friend like U

............ ................No word is as beautiful as friend,

...................and no friend is as wonderful as U,

...........................a friend is sweet when its new,

.............its sweeter when its true,

..................................its sweetest when it is U .........
UR FRIEND

Orkut Testimonial-Reasons of calling you Best

Reasons of calling you "The Best friend Ever!

01. You're Irascible.
02. You're Faithful.
03. You're Honest.
04. You believe in me.
05. You bring the best in me.
06. You’re very kind.
07. You’re very loyal.
08. You're "PAL".
09. You're sincere.
10. You’re very witty.
11. You're Generous.
12. You never hurt me.
13. You like me even I'm grumpy.
14. You're a Friend in need.
15. Together we make magic.
16. You accept me as I'm.
17. Your smile always makes my day.
18. We can talk anything.
19. You listen whatever I'm saying.
20. You give me advice when I need it.
21. You never make fun of me.
22. You always give me a good company.
23. I love sharing gossip with you.
24. You trust in me.
25. You're always on my side.
26. When I want to cry you always give me a shoulder.
27. You're very thoughtful.
28. You're very considerate.
29. It's always fun when you're around.
30. When never give up on me.
31. You're always on inspiration to me.
32. Your Friendship gives the feeling thatUR BEST

Orkut Testimonial-I love youu

u ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu... ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...


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٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu... ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

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٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu ...٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱu

Orkut Testimonial- Options

AF - Always friend
BF - Boy friend
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Forever friend
GF - girl friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naught friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UV - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend
select any 1 out of it for our friendship pls reply

Orkut Testimonial-a friend like you

Everyone should have
a friend like you
You are so much fun to be with
And you are such a good person
You crack me up with laughter
And touch my heart with your kindness
You have a wonderful ability
To know when to offer advice
And when to sit in quiet support
Time after time
You“ve come to my rescue
And brightend so many
Of my routine days
And time after time
I“ve realized how fortunate
I am that my life includes you
I really do believe that
Everybody should have a friend like you
But so far it looks like
You are one of a kind!

Orkut Testimonial-and I miss you

When I cry you help me out
When I'm happy you hear me shout
When I grin you know I'm really mad
because you are my best friend
You can tell when I'm sad

You're there in thick and thin
You're my best friend
You hear me out when I want to talk
You help me out when I get mad
You are the bestest friend I've ever had

So hear me out when I say
You're the light in my day
You are the moon in my night
You shine very bright
You are the bestest friend I have
and I miss you...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!

Orkut Testimonial-is a love that can never let go

Friend
*¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸*¸.•*´

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→ A FRIEND is a tissue when you can't stop crying ←
→ A FRIEND is a shoulder when you feel like dying ←
→ A FRIEND always listens when you have something to say ←
→ A FRIEND is a week when you just need a day ←
→ A FRIEND is a crutch when you have a broken heart ←
→ A FRIEND is some glue when everything falls apart ←
→ A FRIEND is a sun when the rain just won't stop ←
→ A FRIEND is your mom when you run into a cop ←
→ A FRIEND is a phone call when you can't leave your home ←
→ A FRIEND is a hand when you feel all alone ←
→ A FRIEND is a wing if you want to fly ←
→ A FRIEND understands without knowing why ←
→ A FRIEND is an ear for a secret to tell ←
→ A FRIEND is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell ←
→ A FRIEND is a love that can never let go ←

Orkut Testimonial-Hindi Teri Dosti

Teri Dosti

"Tu door hai mujh sey, per paas bhi hai ,,
Teri kami main kahin , tera ehsaas bhi hai..

Tujh sey Dost hain laakhon, jahan main merey,
Per tu Dost bhi hai, aur khaas bhi hai ..

Tuney Khushiyan mujhey itni di hain keh aaj,,
Tujhey khoney ka dil main ehsaas bhi hai ...

KHUDA ne yuun nawaza, teri Dosti se mujhey,,
Keh mujhey khud pe gumaan hai, aur naaz bhi hai,,

Orkut Testimonial-HIndi Wo Samne Aye

Wo Samne Aye To Nazron Ko Jhukaa Loon Gaa
Dekhoon Gaa Nahi Phir Bhi Tasweer Bana Loon Gaa

Aana Ho To Aa Jao Ruswayee Nahi Ho Gee
Dekhe Ga Nahi Koi Palkon Main Chupa Loon Gaa

Jo Ham Per Guzarni Hai Ik Bar Guzar Jaye
Her Gham Ki Tarha Tujh Ko Seene Se Laga Loon Gaa

Weeran Agar Dil Ho Ankhon Main Andhera Ho
Yaadon Ke Diye Apni Palkon Main Saja Loon Gaa

Manzoor Agar Ho Gee Ruswayee Teree Mujh Ko
Main Beth Ke Sahil Se Toofaan Utha Loon Gaa

Naraaz Agar Wo Hain Mere Nasheman Se,
Main Apnay Nasheman Ke Tinkon Ko Hata Loon Gaa

Kyon Mujh Se Khafa Ho Ker Wo Door Gaye
Baanhon Main Wo Aa Jayain Main Un Ko Mana Loon

Orkut Testimonial-Love that so many times

Love that so many times I wrote
　　　　However I never got to explain
　　　　Because was so much love that I felt
　　　　That never I would get to express.

　　　　Love infinite word
　　　　that few peoples know how to define
　　　　Love blessed word
　　　　That only the humble ones know how to feel.

　　　　Love divine feeling
　　　　That few people know how to assume
　　　　Love traditional feeling
　　　　That It makes to cry and to smile.

　　　　Love life feeling
　　　　That It makes to pulse the hearts
　　　　Love colored spring
　　　　That it perfumes and It finds the emotions

Orkut Testimonial-Username :

Username : (Friends Name)
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Name : (Friends name)
-*- Cool.
-*- Hardworking.
-*- Approachable.
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-*- Some wat intelligent… (But improving fast now..)
-*- Enjoys work.
-*- Serious!.NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

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Finally, he/she is a Very nice guy/gal by nature… & Very Supportive

Orkut Testimonial-CERTIFICATE

CERTIFICATE-

****** TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN ******

* This is to certify that You Are Decent n Very Sweet *

******* Cute, Caring and Naughty *******

Fun Loving ,Sensitive, Simple, Sincere ,Good Listener & Always Helping, Trust Worthy, Honest,

& *well Simply the "BEST"*.



(¨`•.•´¨) Always
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep
(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling!
`•.¸.•´
THANKS

Orkut Testimonial-With or without you

See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side
I wait for you

Sleight of hand and twist of fate
On a bed of nails she makes me wait
And I wait without you

With or without you
With or without you

Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away

My hands are tied
My body bruised, she's got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose

And you give yourself away
And you give yourself away
And you give
And you give
And you give yourself away

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you

With or without you
With or without you
I can't live
With or without you
With or without you

Orkut Testimonial-NO WORDS CAN DEFINE

NO WORDS CAN DEFINE HER BUT I FIND SOMETHING 4 U!!!!

Some friends are like a Flower
¸
and when they finally bloom

¸they wilt away
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in just one day
¸
and some times just by noon
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Some friends are like a cloudy day
¸
and when the sun“s in sight
¸
it gets blocked by the grayest cloud
¸
and day turns into night
¸
Some friends are like a maple tree
¸
and with the slightest breeze
¸
the coloured leaves
¸
they all come loose
¸
and float away with ease
¸
I know i have a Friend like that and YES
¸
that friend is you !!!!!
¸
U R very caring n hvng a beautiful heart ♥

Orkut Testimonial-Life A is

Life A is ADVENTURE dare it.
Life B is BEAUTY worship it.
Life C is CHALLENGE meet it.
Life D is DREAM realize it.
Life E is ENDURANCE cope with it.
Life F is FRAGRANCE smell it.
Life G is GAME play it.
Life H is HEAVEN take it.
Life I is INITIATIVE take it.
Life J is JOURNEY complete it.
Life K is KEROSINE burn it.
Life L is LOVE enjoy it.
Life M is MYSTERY unfold it.
Life N is NAME find it.
Life O is OPPORTUNITY catch it.
Life P is PROMISE fulfill it.
Life Q is QUSETION answer it.
Life R is REALITY face it.
Life S is SONG sing it.
Life T is TIME utilize it.
Life U is URAGE satisfy it.
Life V is VOICE listen it.
Life W is WEALTH acquire it.
Life X is X? solve it.
Life Y is YEARNING go after it.
Life z is ZENITH attain it

Orkut Testimonial-Is Not In The Hand

Is Not In The Hand You Hold,
But How You Hold The Hand.

It's Not In The Tears You Dry,
But All The Reasons Why.

It's Not How You Make A Person Smile
But Whether Or Not It's WorthWhile.

It's Not In The Conversation,
But In The Way You Listen.


It's Not In The Laughter,
But What Comes Before And Everything After.

The Key To Friendship..
Is Not In Two People Relating,
But In Two Hearts Communicating

Orkut Testimonial-I can only love you

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I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts,
or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will
search for answers.

I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,
nor the future with its untold stories.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can't keep your feet from stumbling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.

Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.

Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you,
and help you when you ask.

I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.

I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,
room to be yourself.

I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces
and put them back in place.

I can't tell you who you are.
I can only love you and be your friend.

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Orkut Testimonial-YOU look like

YOU look like:

As innocent as a flower

As sweet as cherry pie

As beautiful as a sunset

As bright as a firefly

As clever as a musician

As romantic as a red rose

As genuine as a teardrop

As funny as a clown’s nose

As honest as a young child

As fun as a merry-go-round

As rare as a four leaf clover

As down-to-earth as the ground

As friendly as a butterfly

As precious as passing youth

As gorgeous as ms. world

As valuable as pure truth
.......these r my words 2 describe my gud friend.....

WHICH IS U!!!!!!!!

Orkut Testimonial-I MISS U

♥
♥♥..* .*.. *`•.¸.•´* * .*.. *`•.¸.•´*..♥♥

♥♥*`•.¸.when u look at me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m fine*`•.¸.♥♥


♥♥*`•.¸.when u call me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m good*`•.¸.♥♥

♥♥*`•.¸.when u ask me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m intelligent*`•.¸.♥♥

♥♥*`•.¸.when u see me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m beautiful*`•.¸.♥♥

♥♥*`•.¸.when u give me smile*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m happy*`•.¸.♥♥

♥♥*`•.¸.when u touch me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m alive*`•.¸.♥♥

♥♥*`•.¸.when u talk with me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m someone Special*`•.¸.♥♥

♥♥*`•.¸.and finally when u r not with me*`•.¸.♥♥
♥♥*`•.¸.i feel i m NOTHING*`•.¸.♥♥

♥♥..* .*.. *`•.¸.•´* * .*.. *`•.¸.•´*..♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥ I MISS U ♥♥

Orkut Testimonial-A Friend....who....

A Friend....who....
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up ! ! on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to real

Orkut Testimonial-Ami ar batash

Ami ar batash
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Jibonta ke likhlum fer anischiter khatay.
Nischit asukh chhere, chollum kolkatay.
Batash ese fisfisiye, bollo amar kane,
“Tomar sathe amio chhilum, adhmora eikhane.
Ami jani, tui amar-i moto, hobe na unnoti.
Karon, ami ar tui-i bujhi, thorai tate khoti.
Hasi na thak, poran khule kandte parbi to.
Etodin setai toke ba, ke korte dito?
Mukti pete chay je, tar chhad chaowa ki manay?
Jhor-badole, galpo-khela, chhadhin astanay."
Ami bollum, "porlum to tomar-i iskule.
Tomay dekhe, tomar-i moto, holum bayndule.
Hasi na hok, kannai hok, cheyechhi hok nijer.
Amar kanna, kanna holeo, khotkhote noy; vije.
'Lov na thakle bhoy ki?' e to tomar kachhei sona.
Lov thaklei rajyer bhoy, bondi kalpona !
Janmo thekei chhera choti, ovyestai emon.
Anischiter jonyoi tai, mon ta kemon kemon.
chhad na thakuk, chhad thaklei, dewal thakar bhoy.
Tomar motoi, atke thakar jibon amaro noy.
Atke theke nasto holo faltu kichhu din to !
Jhamela sab hotiye diyechi, ebar nischinto.

Orkut Testimonial-Aaj kiya zikr kisi

Aaj kiya zikr kisi Ne jo TumHara
Halkey Halkey Say phir Tum YaaD Anay Lagay

Main Purani Baaton kay samander Main DooBney laga
Dil Main Ek Baar phir Tum utarnay lagay

palkoon kay Darwaazey ko BanD kiya main Nay
Aur Ansoo Ban k Tum Aankhoon Say Behnay Lagay

BeBasi itni k Mare Haath uth Gay
DoBara ALLAH Say Tumhian Mangnay Lagay

zikr Tumhara sun ker Ek Baar phir
Mare jazBaat Tumhari Tamana kernay lagay

Bana k Tasveer Teri Mare zehn Main
Mare Tootey Armaan Rooney lagay

Paa k TumHian khwaaBoon Main Hum
jaag k phir Tumhian khooney lagay

Waada chahta hoon TakDeer sey Yeh
k BaDal Dey woh jo Honay lagay.........

Orkut Testimonial-Another Friend Like YOU

Another Moon ??
Possible
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(¸.•´ (¸.•` *
Another Sun ??
Possible
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(¸.•´ (¸.•` *
Another Sky ??
Possible
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(¸.•´ (¸.•` *
Another life ??
Possible
*´¨)
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(¸.•´ (¸.•` *
Another Friend Like YOU ??

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( 'o' ) ")
")_(")

Impossible
Cos God Dunt Make
The Same Miracle Twice

Orkut Testimonial-Wish you Happy Birthday

Wish you Happy Birthday....!

Janamdin mein

Aap ko

Krishna Ki Ukti

Hanuman Ki Shakti

Meerabai Ki Bhakti

Ramchandra Ka Gyan

Karan Ka Daan

Einstein Ki Buddhi

Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi

Gandhi Ki Ahinsa

India Ki Parampara

Vajpayee Ki Maryada

Nizaam Ki Sampada

Michael Jordan Ki Salary

Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary

Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem

Sweetheart Ka Amarprem

Microsoft Ke Share

Rupiyo Ke Dher

Tata Ke Senses

Ambani Ke Licenses

Birla Ka Bangla

Daler Ka Bhangra

Amitabh Ki Style

Madhuri Ki Smile

Shahrukh Ki Personality

Aishwarya Ki Popularity

Worldtour Ka Ticket

Tendulkar Ka Wicket

Administrator Ke Passwords

Jokes Ke Forwards

Mercedez Ki Car

Diamond Ka Haar

Aur...Logon Ka...

Dher Saraa Pyar

Prapt Ho!

Orkut Testimonial-Friends for ever

F.........Friends
R.........Responsible
I.........Intelligent
E.........Exciting to be Around
N.........Nice Always
D.........Dependable
S.........Smiles a Lot..
F.........Friendly Personality
O.........Outstanding
R.........Really Great Memories
E.........Excellent Listener
V.........Very Kind
E.........Enjoyable
R.........Remember our friendship

Orkut Testimonial-I ain't lookin'

I ain't lookin' to block you up
Shock or knock or lock you up,
Analyze you, categorize you,
Finalize you or advertise you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to straight-face you,
Race or chase you, track or trace you,
Or disgrace you or displace you,
Or define you or confine you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to meet your kin,
Make you spin or do you in,
Or select you or dissect you,
Or inspect you or reject you.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

I don't want to fake you out,
Take or shake or forsake you out,
I ain't lookin' for you to feel like me,
See like me or be like me.
All I really want to do
Is, baby, be friends with you.

Orkut Testimonial-Sometimes I wonder,

Sometimes I wonder, how the world would be like,
if there was not a friend by anyone's side.

Our life would really be miserable,
that world is just unthinkable.

Without friends, life would have an emptiness,
with whom would we then, share our happiness??

Friends make us happy, friends make us laugh,
they are with us when the going gets tough.

Friends are there when the sun shines,
true friends are there through our bad times.

Friends are there to frighten our fears,
they are there to wipe our tears....

They listen, they care, lend us shoulder to cry,
they never let us fall, they urge us to try.

This is one relation that God does not make,
other relations may leave us, but true friendship does not break.

True friends are your real treasure,
so treat them with love and keep them with care.

Orkut Testimonial-Someone who will understand

Someone who will understand
Who knows the way I feel
In every situation
Her concern is very real

Someone who has walked my ways
Who knows my every need
Times when she would see me cry
Her heart would nearly bleed

Everyone should have a friend
Just the way I do
Richly blessed is what I am
To have a friend like you

Orkut Testimonial-GIRLS PSYCHOLOGY

GIRLS PSYCHOLOGY !!!
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Fun with Handsome Boys
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Friendship with Charming Boys
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Contact with Intelligent Boys
------------ -------------------
Flirt with Freaky Boys
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Love with Faithful Boys
-------- ------------
in the end
=========
Marriage with the Rich Boy
------------------------------------------


Moral of the story :
==================
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro

Orkut Testimonial-ATTITUDE

A SMALL TRUTH TO MAKE LIFE 100%


If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26



Hard Work
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


Knowledge

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


Love
L+O+V+E

12+15+22+5 = 54%


Luck

L+U+C+K

12+21+3+11 = 47%


( don't most of us think this is the most important ??? )






Then what makes 100% ?

Is it Money ? ... NO ! ! !

M+O+N+E+Y

13+15+14+5+25 = 72%


Leadership ? ... NO ! ! !

L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P

12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16 = 89%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude.
To go to the top,

to that 100% ,

what we really need to go further... a bit more...





ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

Orkut Testimonial-some of the romantic countries in the world

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.



H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.


I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.



L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.



F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.




B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.



N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.


I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.


K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.


C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.


E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!


M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.


P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.


T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Orkut Testimonial-How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

Procedure:-

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away



How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM


Procedure:-


1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on.....

Orkut Testimonial-Roles in Heaven

Roles in Heaven
Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer

Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Vaali
MS Windows

Sugreeva
DOS

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

NG SCRAPS****

Orkut Testimonial-Computer Vs. Hindi Films

Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-

1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan andChhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM -KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS -Buddha mil gaya.

19)System which frequently requires bootable disk -Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal -Anari.

21) Mouse - Jaanwar.

22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.

23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.

24)Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.

25) Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi.

26) NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani

Orkut Testimonial-C Program to Propose a sweet girl

check ur c ability
C Program to Propose a sweet girl*/
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf("I Love U");

scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);



else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
}
}
after this think ur self!!!!!!!!

Orkut Testimonial-She is ,..

She is every Writer's Dream.

She is every Poet's Melody.

She is every Hero's Love.

She is every Musician's Soul.

She is every Artist's Imagination.

She is every Singer's Voice.

She is every Parents' Desire.

She is every Father's Darling.

She is every Mother's Baby.

She is every Brother's Sweetoo.

She is every Sister's Admiration.

She is every Infants Cuteness.

She is every Man's Sweetheart.

She is every Woman's Rolemodel.

She is every Prince's Princess.

She is every King's Queen.

She is every Person's Friend.

She is every Heart's Beat.

She is every Eye's Search.

She is every Kingdom's Princess.

She is every Galaxy's Queen.

She is every Flower's Fragrence.

She is every Mind's Brilliance.

She is every Night's Dream.

She is every Star's Shine

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But u are remembered because u r so nice to remembered

Orkut Testimonial-Name Searching

Name.....
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10%

15%

20%

30%

40%

50%

75%

90%

95%

98%

Done.....

Name:......
Approachable
Very emotional
Temperamental and unpredictable
Moody and easily hurt
Witty and sarky
Sentimental
Not revengeful
Forgiving but never forgets
Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
Guides others physically and mentally
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
Caring and loving Treats others equally
Strong sense of sympathy
Wary and sharp
Judge people through observations
Hardworking
No difficulties in studying
Loves to be alone
Always broods about the past and the old friends
Good Qualities: INFINITY.
Bad Qualities: 0.

Orkut Testimonial-100% Successful

A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z=26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%


L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%


(None of them makes 100%)

...............................

Then what makes 100%

Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!

Leadership? ...... NO!!!!


Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

Orkut Testimonial-CHEERS TO FRIENDSHIP

¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨)
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(¸.•´ (¸.•` * ¸.•´¸.•*´¨)

Orkut Testimonial-Friend is someone who cares

Friend is someone who cares
Someone who is always there

A friend is someone special
Someone who you can tell everything

A friend is someone who will never betray you
No matter who doesn't like you

A friend is someone you can trust
Someone kind of like you [/bule]



FOR SOMEONE SO SPECIAL!!!

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“You can make 10 friends
You can laugh with 9
You can meet 8
You can talk with 7
You can celebrate with 6
You can secret with 5
You can trust in 4
You can cry with 3
You can need 2
But you can not forget just 1
This one is me!!

Orkut Testimonial-Sweet Friends.

Sweet Friends.......................
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Orkut Testimonial-Jo.Ho.... Gaya

Jo......
Ho.... Gaya.....
Wo.... Ho.... Gaya.....
Jo.....
Hona.... Hoga....
Wo.... Hoga....
Aur .....Jo
Nahi... Hona... Hai
Wo.... Nahi.... Hoga....
Kyunki... Jo...
Hona.... Hai...
Wo... To..
Hoga... Hi.... Hoga....
Ab... Dekhna.... Hai....
Ki.... Kya....
Hoga.....?...
Aur....
Kya....Nahi....
Hoga....
Hone.... Ko.... To...
Kuch..... Bhi.....
Hoga....
Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai....
Ki... Kya...
Hoga......?
Aur..... Kya... Hoga....
Agar...
Kuch..... Hoga.... To.....
Theek... Hoga....
Aur....
Nahi.... Hoga....
To.... Bhi...
Theek.... Hoga....
Theek... Hoga... To....
Kis... Kaaran.. Se....
Hoga....
Aur....
Kaaran... Hi....agar...
Theek....Nahi... Hoga...
To.... Kuch..
Kaisey... Theek.... Hoga.....?...
Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Keh...
Aagey.....
Kya... Hoga?....
Kisi....
Aur....
Ko...
Bhejiega,....
Acchha....
Time.... Pass....Hoga.....

Orkut Testimonial-Everyone should have

•.¸¸.•Everyone should have•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•a friend like you•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You are so much fun to be with•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And you are such a good person•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You crack me up with laughter•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And touch my heart with your kindness•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You have a wonderful ability•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•To know when to offer advice•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And when to sit in quiet support•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•Time after time•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You've come to my rescue•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And brightend so many•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•I've realized how fortunate•.¸¸.•♥´¨`
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•having a friend Like u •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸

Orkut Testimonial-Friendship is precious

Friendship is precious!
♣ not only in the shade,
♣ but in the sunshine of life;
♣ and thanks to a benevolent
♣ arrangement of things,
♣ the greater part of life is sunshine.
♣ Of all the blossoms in life's garden,
♣ friendship is the most fragrant
♣ A friend is a gift where
♣ worth cannot be measured
♣ except by the heart
♣ Be full of sympathy toward each other,
♣ loving one another with tender hearts
♣ and humble minds
♣ Friendship is sharing openly,
♣ laughing often,
♣ trusting always,
♣ caring deeply
♣ We can pour our heart out to a friend
♣ knowing that gentle hands will take and sift it,
♣ keep what is worth keeping,
♣ and with a breath of kindness,
♣blow the rest away
♣ Thank YOU for being my friend ••••••♣₪

Orkut Testimonial-Do U Know U R.

Do U Know ?

U R.....
Alluring!!!
Amazing!!!
Appealing!!!
Attention-grabbing!!!
Attractive!!!
Beautiful!!!
Beautiful!!!
Bubbly!!!
Charming!!!
Chic!!!
Congenial!!!
Credible!!!
Dazzling!!!
Elegant!!!
Energetic!!!
Excellent!!!
Exceptional!!!
Exquisite!!!
Extraordinary!!!
Eye-catching!!!
Fabulous!!!
Fantastic!!!
Fascinating!!!
Fashionable!!!
Friendly!!!
Full of life!!!
Funny!!!
Glamorous!!!
Glittering!!!
Good-looking!!!
Good-natured!!!
Gorgeous!!!
Graceful!!!
Great!!!
Head turner!!!
Humorous!!!
Impressive!!!
Influential!!!
Likeable!!!
Lovely!!!
Marvelous!!!
Neat!!!
Outstanding!!!
Persuasive!!!
Pleasing to Eye!!!
Pleasing!!!
Prominent!!!
Remarkable!!!
Seductive!!!
Shining!!!
Smart!!!
Smart!!!
Sparkling!!!
Sparkling!!!
Striking!!!
Stunning!!!
Stylish!!!
Superb!!!
Sweet!!!
Tempting!!!
Terrific!!!
Tremendous!!!
Vivacious!!!
Well-groomed!!!
Witty!!!
Wonderful!!!

B’coz U R my SWEET FRIEND

Orkut Testimonial-Butterflyy

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Orkut Testimonial-LANGUAGE OF FRIENDSHIP

LANGUAGE OF FRIENDSHIP ♥


♥ A Always Funny
♥ B Beautiful Personality
♥ C Common Interests
♥ Delightfully Entertaining 　

　　
　　　.((`“-“`““-“““)) ♥E Exciting Person
　　　-)　　　　　　(♥F Fashionable
　　　/　-“(o _ o)　\\\\♥G Good Taste
　　　\\\\　　-( 0 )　　/♥ “H Happy Times Together
　　__“-....._“=“_...-“__　♥I Intelligent Person
　-/`;♥“♥“♥　♥“♥“♥;`\\\♥\J Jolly Laughter
　-\\\\_))　　““♥““　　((_/♥K Kind
　　♥.　　　　　　　-.♥L Listens Well
　　-“♥.　　　♥　　-.♥“　M Makes Jokes
　　-/-“♥.　　　　♥“-\\\\N Never Mean or Cruel
　　_\\\\__\\\\“♥.　.♥“/_/_O Original
　-(((___)_“♥“_(___)))♥ P People Person
♥Q Quality Time ♥
♥R Real Person
♥*´¨) S Secret Keeper
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) T Terrific Sense of Humor
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *U Understanding ♥!
♥♥♥ V Very Special
♥♥♥ W Works Hard ♥♥♥
♥♥♥ X Xciting Person ♥♥♥
♥♥♥ Y You Are The Best ..
SO BE MINE FRND FOREVER & EVER

Orkut Testimonial- Smily Love

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Orkut Testimonial- Love in Love

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...love
...love
...love
...love
...love
...love..…….....love*
...love**love**love*
...love**love**love*
....................
.….....**love**....
....*love*....*love*
..*love*........*love*
..*love*........*love*
..*love*........*love*
..*love*........*love*
..*love*........*love*
..*love*........*love*
....*love*....*love*
.........**love**
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*love……..........love*
.*love...….….....love*
..*love..…........love*
...*love.……....love*
....*love…......love*
.....*love…....love*
......*love…..love*
.......*love...love*
.....….**love**
.....…...*love*
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...*love**love**love*
...*love*……............*
...*love*........……...
...*love*love**love*
...*love*love**love*
...*love*..........……..
...*love*.……...........*
...*love**love**love*
...*love**love**love*

Orkut Testimonial- LOvee

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Orkut Testimonial-Happy Love

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